Female [non stovie] wisdom

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  1. nmp

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    During a lively discussion today my wife said if you are not out looking for stoves at boot sales, reading about them on the net or fiddling with one you're on ebay! How many do you need what use are they?

    WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Probably gonna die for this .Beaten to death with me own stove!!
    Nice knowing you men!!
     
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    Well, these stoves keep you off the street, and out of the pubs! :D ;) If ever the missus needs your help, she knows you're not far away. What more can she want? :whistle:

    Best regards,

    Wim (spending lots of time with stoves & 'his' fortress 8) )
     
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    Just look her in the eye and say 'Shoes!'
     
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    there's two options for men without hobbies...insanity or an affair.

    what harm does it do to sit in the garage polishing old brass stoves, and what are you meant to do whilst she's watching x-factor or downton abby :p
     
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    There is a special name for a woman who always knows where her husband is. Anybody care to guess?
     
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    Widow.
     
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    The only reason I took up stoves was because of the dreaded enders........Eastenders, big brother,X factor etc. etc. and no access to the remote!!
    Might buy her a stove for Christmas, should go down a treat.
     
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    Go on tell us Yonadev?
     
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    sorry being a bit thick!!!!!!!!!
    Could not think straight still have the sound of brass on bone ringing in my ears!....
     
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    EXACTLY! Hahaha!! :mrgreen:
     
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    You have to use feminine logic, (and they hate it when you do)
    I just say "It was on Sale', and the problem is solved...
     
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    You must know my wife! Thats always her argument.
     
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