1st Kero stove arrived! OPTIMUS 00

Discussion in 'Stove Forum' started by tim, Oct 11, 2006.

  1. David Shouksmith

    David Shouksmith Subscriber

    Offline
    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2004
    Messages:
    7,167
    OK Spudz. Conventional wisdom suggests that all Italians drive around maniacally all day in little tinny boxes without any road rules, driving ability, regard for each other and so on. Given that, I imagine they must 'come together' very frequently...

    When they have the damage repaired (assuming they do!), what does the bodyshop use to remove the last traces of whatever from the new body panels before they spray them? - it will be called 'panollio wipio' or something. Simply obtain 5 litres of that and use it instead of Coleman fuel - buono!

    Does your average Italian have oil-fired central heating? - it must get cold there sometimes, surely! If so, the fuel is kerosene - '28 secundo paraffina olio' as its known over there - bella!

    Mucho simplissimo... :lol:
     
  2. Ian

    Ian Subscriber

    Offline
    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2004
    Messages:
    7,116
    Location:
    West Yorkshire
    Linguaphone eat your heart out!
     
  3. Runegutt

    Offline
    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2005
    Messages:
    1,031
    Do not all Italian centralheat use Olive oil??? :shock:
     
  4. nzmike

    Offline
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2005
    Messages:
    2,955
    Geez, Rune, everybody knows burning olive oil is a sign your pan is too hot......
     
  5. spudz

    Offline
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2005
    Messages:
    2,580
    roflmao.gif

    Thanks David, I needed that.
    Of course, the situation isn't quite as dire as I make it out to be ... but I couldn't let the opportunity to make a PiSS joke pass.
    Was I merely taking the pee ?

    'Panolio wipio' is a winner though, what a great name. If it isn't called that now, it's going to be.

    Spudz
     
  6. tim

    Offline
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2006
    Messages:
    71
    OMG you guys are a riot...you all don't have any fun in this forum now do you?
    funny....
    and thanks for the tips!!

    are you serious about the Coleman fuel in the UK>>>70 or 80 dollars a gallon? holy shit that's insane!!! it's about 6.00 USD a gallon here...That'd almost be worth charting a boatload of it to take over and sell...no wonder the paraffin stoves are popular over there in UK.

    I don't think i'm going to my girlfriends' house tonight so I'll probably fire the 00 up and take some photos of it with some fire on top!!
    BTW...i scored another stove cheap on ebay..Shinabro 8R copy for 10.50 USD. it's in really good shape, just needs a little Brasso action on the tank...
    tried it with kero, she doesn't want to burn that, i'll have to use Coleman in it I guess....
     
  7. DougR

    Offline
    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2005
    Messages:
    1,041
    Coleman fuel cost ---- yes we are serious - you can only buy it 500ml (about a pint) at a time and that costs 5 to 6 pounds (1 Pound = 1.8 dollars approx)

    Congrats on the Shinabro (170-GR?) lovely little stove and quite rare - I've got one complete with the instructions - shout and I can send a copy.
     
  8. tim

    Offline
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2006
    Messages:
    71
    Item number: 200038561231

    here's another one just like the one i bought...

    22 hrs to go!
     
  9. barrabruce

    barrabruce Subscriber

    Offline
    Joined:
    May 27, 2006
    Messages:
    2,093
    Location:
    FNQ HorseTrail-Lier
    We here in OZ would just pour metho over the whole lot and stand back and light.
    When flames subside pump up and it should burn.
    Note your hands will become hardend from the hot brass bits you are playing with.
    If it goes fire ball lean back and laugh.
    Slosh a bit more metho on. Should heat it up and burn proper now.
    Got to be quick with the sloshing as the metho tends to burn on everthing.
    quick wipe over and fling usually puts out my hands.
    Place cap on bottle quick and watch the sides suck in a oxygen is used up.

    If that don't work.
    Put thumb over can of beer you are drinking or preferably some one elses and shake.
    Spray contents on stove. Should cool it off abit.
    open relief valve.
    Go get oxy.
    Pre heat burner head. Be cafefull not to melt nipple.
    Pump and light.
    If that don't work
    Light BBQ

    :lol:
     
  10. shagratork

    shagratork United Kingdom Moderator, R.I.P. Subscriber

    Offline
    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2005
    Messages:
    9,633
    Location:
    Durham, N.E. England
    Hi Tim

    Yes, here in the UK, the price of Coleman fuel means that we never use it unless we really have to. At current exchange rates a US gallon costs about $71 and an Imperial (UK) gallon about $85. |imgRemoved|

    I am really surprised that Coleman has not taken the initiative on this. No one buys the stuff over here, but if they lowered their prices to even double that of the price in the US, then they would make very large sales and huge profits.
     
  11. David Shouksmith

    David Shouksmith Subscriber

    Offline
    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2004
    Messages:
    7,167
    The most expensive Coleman fuel I've ever seen was at Middleton-in-Teesdale last month - ?5.95 for 500ml. That's over $100 for an imperial gallon - about the same as whisky over here... :cry:
     
  12. shagratork

    shagratork United Kingdom Moderator, R.I.P. Subscriber

    Offline
    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2005
    Messages:
    9,633
    Location:
    Durham, N.E. England
    |imgRemoved|
     
  13. David Shouksmith

    David Shouksmith Subscriber

    Offline
    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2004
    Messages:
    7,167
    Just as well I'd taken almost 25 litres of panel wipe with me... \:D/
     
  14. bajabum

    bajabum R.I.P.

    Offline
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2005
    Messages:
    7,368
    At those prices, why not burn Scotch? :shock:
    A little for the stove, a little for me, a little more for the snove, a lit litle more fur me. Barkeep, 'nother round for me and my Mate!!
    :lol: :lol: ;)
     
  15. rik_uk3

    Offline
    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2004
    Messages:
    9,387
    Location:
    South Wales UK
    No BSS with me Arch, the Coleman are the easiest stove and lamp to light apart from a Trangia or a Hurricane lamp 8)
     
  16. Ian

    Ian Subscriber

    Offline
    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2004
    Messages:
    7,116
    Location:
    West Yorkshire
    A couple of drinks with an old flame, eh?
     
  17. bajabum

    bajabum R.I.P.

    Offline
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2005
    Messages:
    7,368
    Booze and 'Old Flames' don't mix ;)
     
  18. alanwenker

    alanwenker Subscriber

    Offline
    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2004
    Messages:
    3,444
    Location:
    White Bear Township, Minnesota USA
    That gave me a flashback to my college years. Nothing worse than being drunk and horney.
     
  19. DougR

    Offline
    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2005
    Messages:
    1,041
    It is my sad duty to say - "I can beat that".

    500ml (440 grams) of coleman branded 70/30 Butane/Propane for ?7.50 - you do the sums.

    No wonder gas stoves are popular things with vendors.....
    When I was a lad seven and a half pounds (an hundred and fifty shillings) wou buy enough coal for half a winter.