Discussion in 'Fettling Forum' started by Colin Geer, Feb 1, 2019.
They're very clever our dogs Ken, they also seem to remember when my birthday is as well.
Don't think I'd get any otherwise.
It was a heavily 'hinted at' Christmas present from my Mrs.
Thanks @HercL4D2 that is a very useful website!
Hmm. I need to get better dogs. Mine don’t buy me s%&+!
That is exactly what I said.
My dog needs to step up her game! I keep telling my cats to get a job.
I keep telling my kids to get a damn job!
I've found leaving a list of suggestions pinned up near the cat bowl does the trick. Think she tells the dogs.
My dog is great at cleaning up anything remotely edible that falls on the floor. My cats are best in supervisory positions.
When you feed a dog the dog looks at you and says I love you.
When you feed a cat it looks at you says You Must Love Me.
We have to put the cat food down wearing a welders glove.
It's not 'you must love me' more like get your a##e into gear fat boy.
Your cat will change its attitude if you hiss and spit back at it when its behaviour is not acceptable.
The first time you do it you should record a video to catch the cats reaction. It will be utterly flabbergasted that you can actually do this.
Say fffittt-fffitt loudly in its face and also hiss like you are trying to blow out air over something hot in your mouth while smiling
Then watch for deposits in your shoes. Cats are not yet domesticated.
WE are domesticated. Not all cats have the same skill when it comes to training their humans, though.
Outs is either referred to as the black monster or the furry alarm clock. Time of day dependant obviously.
I believe we were under the impression that this was The Lounge. It is not. Maybe the mods should do their duty here.
You are of course right Ken. Hands up here to drifting again. I will accept my punishment with grace from Trevor at Newark as he sees fit.
Maybe members should stop adding cats, dogs (and any other animals) to the thread.
The thread started off well, talking about Coleman filler cap washers, possible places to get them, how to make them and suggestions of suitable tools.
"Guilty as charged"
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